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Monday, 16 January 2012 |
 | MirrosAffecsi One word for all you greenbay packer fans out there, well more than one word i guess. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! wait..... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! |
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Monday, 09 January 2012 |
 | Jmkkeis People feel as though Obama is fucking up the country and for his own sakes, he might need to rethink about running again for the presidency before he ends up looking like a ma lotto crip keeper (the dude aged 20 years in about 3). So who can replace him? Who can bring this country out of the hole and put us back in the promise land???? TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW!!! |
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Monday, 02 January 2012 |
 | HolyJeskeeQ This new year I am going to get some shit done, like getting a J O B and possibly a girlfriend that is not my left hand so I can bust a nut somewhere else besides within the confines of my socks. TMI??? TMIF! Tranny Mothers I Fucked! Yeah right boys? Right? RIGHT????? |
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Tuesday, 27 December 2011 |
 | WaitkKKee Happy holidays everyone, I hope people got the gift that they were wishing for, I know I did. I told my girlfriend that I needed that special gift from her, and when she started to go down on me I smacked her across the head and told her to get out only to call a big booty escort to give me the time of my life for 300 big ones. man i hope this herpes comes in red to match my outfit. |
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Tuesday, 20 December 2011 |
 | PretyhHolister College football season is over so what am I suppose to do now? Follow pro football? Why? Slob on Aaron Rodgers nuts like every other white guy here in the US? No way bro, I keeps it real and I will support the other white god, no not Tim Tebow you fag, I mean Matt Moore! Let's go QB god Matt Moore, my fantasy football team needs you. This post had absolutely nothing to do with big booty. |
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Tuesday, 13 December 2011 |
 | NakedPoles I once went to a strip club and asked for a girls phone number, she told me that she was interested in my swag but wanted to know more about what was in my pants. I told her that I have a deformed balls and penis that sprays cobra venom when excited. Also that I have not washed my genitals in 4 months and I might possibly have 4 STDs that have not been identified. She was close to vomiting so I gave her some cocaine then we fucked. |
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Wednesday, 07 December 2011 |
 | PutInKay There is a lot of special effects in this clip, I mean there is a slow motion booty shaking followed by some hard fast motion booty shaking and when that is not enough there is also some normal speed booty shaking as well. it's like the inception of booty shaking videos, shit is just all over the place. |
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Monday, 21 November 2011 |
 | Ilovelastaya Someone told me that a famous actress is doing charity work that pays her only 5 thousand dollars a month, now I thought charity was doing stuff for free but I guess they changed the rules since I started donating sperm for free at the local strip club. What a sweetheart this unmentioned actress is, that is about 5 thousand times more than what I make though... |
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Monday, 21 November 2011 |
 | RedBBBws All SEC battle for the national championship! Great! The LSU vs Alabam or mud hicks against the actual hicks rematch. Their first battle was an epic scoring battle that saw nonstop fireworks. Hopefully it will be like 2-0 this time with a safety being the only score. ZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZ... |
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Monday, 14 November 2011 |
 | OnePickess Wow what a pre fight build up for the first MMA fight on FOX or for the people who don't watch the sport, UFC fight on FOX. 2 hours of pre pre fight build up followed by 45 min of pre fight build up, concluded by 64 seconds of fight with one punch behind the ear. EPIC! EPIC!!!!!! |
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Monday, 07 November 2011 |
 | NakedTabkes Someone and by that someone I mean me gets dressed up as Steve Jobs with my friend holding up a big sign that states "Cancer" and we attend a costume party for Halloween? How is that in bad taste? Was it too soon? Was it because our other friend was dressed up as Bill Gates laughing his ass off while pointing at us? I don't get why people got so offended. |
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Tuesday, 11 October 2011 |
 | WhikeeORls I was visiting Seattle this weekend, and let me tell you something. If you love them thick, you need to visit Seattle and look at some of the women walking around that rainy city. I mean you are gonna have to like some pussy gut to go along with that ass, and they are gonna be pale as those faggots from Twilight, but those are some of the small sacrifices you are gonna have to make to get some of that rainy pale pussy gut ass. I know you are on expedia right now booking that shit with my amazing endorsement. |
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Monday, 03 October 2011 |
 | Gleasekeee My fantasy football team is in the tanker cause I spent my first overall pick on Michael Vick. I should have used it on Aaron Rodgers cause that white no muscle tone having motherfucker is racking up points in the league like no other. I know people usually use their first pick on a stud running back but I want to go unconventional, thats why for my second pick I went safe and drafted a kicker. Michael Vick, all the blame is on you god damnit. |
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Monday, 26 September 2011 |
 | PussyeHoles Tony Romo is playing with broken ribs, punctured lungs, squashed balls, fractured anus, only to list a few of his illness that he has right now. And you wanna make fun of his toughness? Huh tough guy? You are lucky I am not there to quietly question you under my breath and walk away without saying a word. You are very lucky... |
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Monday, 19 September 2011 |
 | SundeeDean When I saw this video I knew that I had to bust a nut fast, I mean I saw that booty shake and that massive thighs wiggle and then it was all over. But I knew I had more knuckle children left at my disposal, so I turn on my laptop again, double clicked on the video to wait for the video to pop up so I can get my Captain hook lovin on. Then Floyd Mayweather came in to my room and punched the shit out of me before I could do anything. |
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Monday, 12 September 2011 |
 | Gitfresh Did you guys see the michigan vs notre dame game? WOW! is notre dame cursed or what? they can't seem to catch a break, how do you let someone score a touchdown in 30 seconds? I mean I can see how you can bust a nut in 30 seconds but let a touchdown score? That is just unacceptable, which is what exactly what my girl says when I give her my white shake of love within 19 seconds of our love making. |
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Wednesday, 07 September 2011 |
 | ClaJESUSWOW I hope everyone had a happy memorial day weekend, I know I did. College football season started and it was non stop TV watching for my ass along with some bucket of popcorn and gallon of bud light. Now on to this video, I love this woman on here, cause her ass is shaking more than the earth quake that hit the east coast. Her ass must be named Irene cause my heart is pumping and my pants are being covered with liquids. Her booty must be named Osama cause there was a shot of jizz fired in my pants at the sight of it. That last one was quite of a reach I know. |
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Monday, 22 August 2011 |
 | MBkwokk when you start shaking your money maker you best believe that you will get ahead in life, that is what is happening to this girl where she gets the coveted BOW where once you announce it, all the crowd start asking wtf you are talking about and tells you to get out of thier face and also to brush your teeth while you are at it. run on sentences are my ENEMY! MY ENEMY!!!!! |
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Monday, 08 August 2011 |
 | OnmyCas beep beep, heavy load coming through. there is a lot of junk in this trunk and we neet at least 3 lanes for us to pass through this schlong traffic without giving you an accidental boner bender. ooops, did her booty just bump your farve? can someone call geico? oh you did already and he went somewhere in that ass to find the damage? fuck, count that lizard dead, ain't no way we finding his ass now. |
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Monday, 01 August 2011 |
 | BOWNoDoubt if this girl started dancing infront of me with this type of ass shake I would have to start raping like ASAP. when I start making it rain with these bag full of nickles I expect some sort of sexual gratifications damn it. "ouch! the nickle hit my eyeball and I can't open it!" Boo Hoo! Just shut your mouth and start griding on my love dynamite! *2 seconds in* And Boom there goes the dynamite. what are you looking at? it has a very sensitive trigger alright? dont make me turn around and give you the horrific gas bomb. |
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