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Monday, 07 November 2011 |
 | NakedTabkes Someone and by that someone I mean me gets dressed up as Steve Jobs with my friend holding up a big sign that states "Cancer" and we attend a costume party for Halloween? How is that in bad taste? Was it too soon? Was it because our other friend was dressed up as Bill Gates laughing his ass off while pointing at us? I don't get why people got so offended. |
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Tuesday, 11 October 2011 |
 | WhikeeORls I was visiting Seattle this weekend, and let me tell you something. If you love them thick, you need to visit Seattle and look at some of the women walking around that rainy city. I mean you are gonna have to like some pussy gut to go along with that ass, and they are gonna be pale as those faggots from Twilight, but those are some of the small sacrifices you are gonna have to make to get some of that rainy pale pussy gut ass. I know you are on expedia right now booking that shit with my amazing endorsement. |
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Monday, 03 October 2011 |
 | Gleasekeee My fantasy football team is in the tanker cause I spent my first overall pick on Michael Vick. I should have used it on Aaron Rodgers cause that white no muscle tone having motherfucker is racking up points in the league like no other. I know people usually use their first pick on a stud running back but I want to go unconventional, thats why for my second pick I went safe and drafted a kicker. Michael Vick, all the blame is on you god damnit. |
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Monday, 26 September 2011 |
 | PussyeHoles Tony Romo is playing with broken ribs, punctured lungs, squashed balls, fractured anus, only to list a few of his illness that he has right now. And you wanna make fun of his toughness? Huh tough guy? You are lucky I am not there to quietly question you under my breath and walk away without saying a word. You are very lucky... |
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Monday, 19 September 2011 |
 | SundeeDean When I saw this video I knew that I had to bust a nut fast, I mean I saw that booty shake and that massive thighs wiggle and then it was all over. But I knew I had more knuckle children left at my disposal, so I turn on my laptop again, double clicked on the video to wait for the video to pop up so I can get my Captain hook lovin on. Then Floyd Mayweather came in to my room and punched the shit out of me before I could do anything. |
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